小銀漢魚之吻

  還是一樣...潛水太久...分類有錯請通知我喲!                                   
                                                                               
  然後這篇是應某處女座版友要求寫的...所以要po在哪有掙扎了一下.XD               
                                                                               
  但因為本身是蟹子,於是最後還是落腳蟹版了.^^"                                  
                                                                               
  說實話,我很討厭剖析自己,因為小蟹雖然都善良好相處,                            
                                                                               
  但保護柔軟心的殼還是必備的.XD                                                
                                                                               
  好吧!廢話不多說,又是進入正題了......(其實我是來騙p幣的:P)                    
                                                                               
  給處女男追巨蟹美眉的建議是
                                                                              
  1.從朋友開始做起吧!我們小蟹不是那種容易一見鍾情的人,而會從生活中的相處去觀察,
                                                                               
    但第一眼印象其實還挺重要的,因為感覺不好的就先踢掉了,連接觸都免.            
                                                                               
    (謎之音:我是在說我自己.XD)                                                 
                                                                               
  2.當了朋友之後...老話一句,放慢腳步不要過於急躁,會嚇跑我們的.(像是積極追問我  
                                                                               
    們家裡的人口私事,過往情史等等...)基本上小蟹對於朋友在心裡的親疏遠近關係    
                                                                               
    會有自己的一把尺,並且通常都定位的蠻清楚的,所以你們若沒有那麼熟或是聊天     
                                                                               
    的門檻沒有到達,就會覺得奇怪,然後直接反映在表情上.如果在這時不懂得適時收手  
                                                                               
    轉移話題,是會招致反效果的.輕則只是變得冷淡,興趣缺缺,重則根本就不想再跟你   
                                                                               
    聊了.(掛離開是最快的方法...XD)   
  3.小蟹假使把你列為還不錯聊的對象,你們之間的距離就算是有拉進了.這時候該做的  
                                                                               
    是什麼呢?!拿出細膩體貼的本事去關心對方吧!還有,請善用制約論,蟹子是容易安定  
                                                                               
    習慣的動物,發揮溫柔去對待她,用些小心思去了解她喜歡些什麼,跟她的死黨保持    
                                                                               
    良好的互動,你的貼心她都會感受的到.                                         
                                                                               
  4.於是她會主動提起家中狀況,生活細節與趣事時,恭喜你又邁進一步了.因為蟹妹對    
                                                                               
    感情還蠻遲鈍的,所以你這時的地位應該是男性麻吉或哥兒們,你該做的就是持續     
                                                                               
    體貼溫柔和制約,傾聽她的聲音,感受她的情緒,還有表現專一.(讓她明白知道差別,   
                                                                               
    知道你跟女性朋友有適當的界線,這蠻重要的,因為蟹妹會列入考慮評分)畢竟就是個  
                                                                               
    缺乏安全感的星座呀...(茶)
  5.蟹子內心其實蠻沒自信的,個性也很低調,一般印象是好好小姐(或先生)對她請起你  
                                                                               
    的嘴賤,多給予鼓勵讚美,否則要是批評又遇上了她的低潮,她就會想縮回她的殼裡了. 
                                                                               
    好一點是出來發好人卡,關係發回更審,等待法庭再開,法官重新裁量.糟的就拒絕上訴,
                                                                               
    直接判刑,拉出午門斬首.而且蟹子有驕傲的,特別是自尊,非常討厭熱臉貼冷屁股的   
                                                                               
    感覺,因此別敷衍她對她熱情點,她也會展現她狂野的一面的(是指個性啦~)          
                                                                               
  6.蟹子通常準時守諾,所以約會請不要遲到,會大扣分.不要欺騙她,不要隨意做承諾,    
                                                                               
    否則是會被她厭惡的.(通常這種我都直接當透明人了...第六感超準...XD)          
                                                                               
  7.可以黏她但別管太多,她懂分寸也喜歡被信任(例外的不在此列.),如果她在乎你不必  
                                                                               
    你說她就會黏你管你照顧你.不要懷疑她,她討厭被誤會,而且她個性直率坦白情緒都  
                                                                               
    寫在臉上了,常被說很呆.XD(其實真的很好懂...我家先生說的)
  8.蟹子不喜歡做作的人跟自大的人,所以別犯這種錯誤.對她只是玩玩的人絕對不要接  
                                                                               
    近她,否則她會揮動大螯保護自己,夾傷人的.                                    
                                                                               
  9.曖昧?那是啥東西?能吃嗎?蟹妹是很單純的對你有好感會表現的超明顯,然後自以為   
                                                                               
   週遭的人都沒察覺,然後可能在還沒開始前就會先胡思亂想,猜測過一番了吧!偶爾會   
                                                                               
   想到發瘋,稿的自己煩死,如果你有意思,最好是快點告白,她就會跟你走了.(真好拐)   
                                                                               
  10.交往後請保持你的貼心全力愛她,珍惜她,你絕對會得到滿溢而出的幸福,因為蟹子是 
                                                                               
     一旦付出就會傾全力的愛,受傷也是傻的令人心疼,非要傷透了才會離開.(別讓蟹妹  
                                                                               
     傷心,否則可是會有很多其他螃蟹準備夾你的...XD)雖然螃蟹不會恨人,不代表你就  
                                                                               
     可以欺負.XD
 
以上又是10點了...這次寫的更長...樣本為B型巨蟹女一枚.(就是我啦~)聊供參考,     
                                                                               
 應該會有所幫助吧!祝各位都能擁有幸福的蟹閃光,哪天你們要上來放閃光記得通知,     
                                                                               
 我會自備可魯跟墨鏡的.XD